Funny diaper messages are welcome humor when you’re already delirious from middle of the night diaper changes!
As a new parent you can count on diaper changes 24 hours a day! What better way to make it through another wake up call from your newborn, than a little humor?
This is such a fun idea to give to your partner when it’s their turn to take over diaper duty at night!
Or you could include diapers with funny diaper quotes to a Daddy Diaper Duty Kit or a New Dad Survival Kit.
Hosting a baby shower? Midnight message diapers is a fun baby shower game that is easy for everyone to play! This is a great baby shower game that works great with other diaper games like a diaper raffle.
All you need for this baby shower activity is set out a stack of diapers (size 1 works great, since most newborns grow out of newborn diapers quickly), sharpies, and flat surface for people to write on.
You can also include a cute diaper thoughts printable to explain what to write.
TIP: I like to add a list of ideas for anyone who can’t think of something to write! You can grab a list of diaper messages free printable and the diaper writing game free printable at the bottom of this post.
Super Funny Late Night Diaper Messages
Oops…I did it again!
“Poop” there it is!
I was saving this for you!
3 am party in my crib…be there!
Made with love
Careful when opening!
“I like big poops and I cannot lie.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s time for someone to change this poo-poo!
WARNING! Explosives inside.
This one is for dad!
Crap happens.
(I wanna be) So fresh and so clean, clean
Clear eyes, full heart, gotta poop.
Surprise inside!
Contents may have shifted during flight.
That escalated quickly.
This too shall pass.
Tinkle, tinkle, little star!
TOXIC
I’m pooped.
Special delivery!
You’ve got this mama!
Only 7000 more diapers until I’m potty trained!
Locked and loaded!
This diaper has reached full capacity.
Pooooofect!
Just wait until I start eating solids!
Oh crap!
That’s not chocolate!
Let’s do this again soon.
Yours don’t smell like roses either.
Watch for flying objects!
Little stinker.
Warning–I’ve got great aim! (boy)
“I like to poop it, poop it.”
That’s gonna leave a mark.
At least I’m cute!
Small person, big impact.
Mom, you da bomb!
This diaper isn’t going to change itself..
Big things come in small packages.
Use caution when opening!
Holy crap!
It’s all fun and games until I poop up my back.
Crap just hit the fan.
“Urine” for a treat!
Totally pooping right now.
Crap just got real.
Caution: CODE BROWN.
“Potty like a rockstar!”
Maybe it was just gas?
Hold your breath!
Open at your own risk!
Gonna need a few more wipes for this one…
iPOOPED
You may want to hold your nose.
Just think, someday I’ll change your diaper mom and dad!
Uh-oh…
Eat, sleep, poop, repeat!
“Push it! Push it real good.”
They only get bigger from here…
I owe you one mom
What goes in must come out.
Just look at this as an opportunity to perfect your skill.
Operation dirty diaper has commenced.
It wasn’t me.
Well this is a crappy situation.
There’s more where this came from!
…and this is easier than potty training!
Did you ever think you would see this much poop ?
Yes, the strip is blue.
I sharted.
I’m sorry for pooping right when you swaddled me.
Just view this as abstract art.
I love you!
Not finished yet!
Poopin’ all day, partyin’ all night.
Download is not 100% complete.
I promise to sleep through the night one of these days.
Clean up on aisle 1!
Bootylicious
You deserve a glass of wine after this.
Gas mask not included.
All the feels, all the smells.
To: dad Love: baby
It’s time to take Grandma up on the babysitting.
God bless this mess.
Houston, we have a problem.
You loved all nighters in college!
More wiping, less griping.
Sorry, #TMM (too much milk)
Hazardous waste ahead.
Thanks mom & dad!
Well, this is unexpected.
If you can read this, I need my diaper changed.
Mini boss
You wake it, you take it.
I love you thissssss much (see inside)!
TNT!
Here we go again…
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
How to Play Late Night Diaper Messages Baby Shower Game
This is a really easy baby shower activity! Guests will write funny diaper quotes or words of encouragement on the front of diapers using a sharpie or other permanent marker.
You can set this up as guests enter the baby shower, or create a special station for this baby activity with a cute diaper thoughts free printable explaining how to play.
Supplies
- Plain diapers – Look for diapers that don’t have a big picture on the front. You may also want to get diapers in a few different sizes, so that the new parents can have a laugh longer than the newborn stage.
- Sharpie or permanent markers
- Late Night Diaper Messages Free Printable List
Late Night Diaper Messages Free Printable List
This list is great for a baby shower activity for coed baby shower games or traditional baby showers. Not everyone can think of funny quotes about poopy diapers, right off the top of their head! Use this list as a guide for your guests when they write late night diaper messages
Download a diaper messages list free printable below this image! The list is available in BLACK & WHITE or available in COLOR. Just click on the button below, download, and print!
Cute Diaper Thoughts Free Printable
Use this cute diaper thoughts free printable poem to explain how to play the diaper messages game.
Just print the free printable poem and place it in a cute frame!
Messy Diaper Don’t Care
“Late night diapers must be done.
Let’s make it extra fun!
Leave a message.
A word of encouragement, a joke or two .
Give the parents a smile from you!”
Hope you have fun with these funny diaper messages! You could even give a prize for best diaper message or funniest diaper message to encourage guests to get really creative.
